While teaching the seeker class about how pervasive sin can be and invisible to the sinners, I ran into a couple of jokes about the effect of alcohol on human. Here they are:
Love You So Muchh
A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine - while sitting on the patio with her husband - and she says: "I love you so much - I don't know how I could ever live without you" ... Her husband asks: "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies - "It's me ... talking to the wine."
Sailors & Admiral
Two drunken sailors were lost looking for their pier and ran into an admiral on the street. One sailor grabbed the admiral and asked for direction. The admiral shouted: "Do you know who I am?" The other sailor shook his head in despair:"We don't know where we are, And he does NOT know who he is!!"
Loving the Enemy
After drinking heavily all night, John stumbled out of the bar and ran into his Pastor. The Pastor said hello and then reminded John that alcohol could be his worst enemy. John gathered his last bit of thought and countered:"But you have taught us to LOVE our enemy!". The Pastor replied in a big smile:"But I have never taught you to swallow your enemy!!"